Ufc Book Signing

How do i get signed by UFC?

I know that i can go in the UFC, i have been taking mma classes for a year and i have had three amatuer mma fights. I have won 2 and lost 1. The first one was a fluke knock out, which did not count in my books. I know that i can do it because i have a better physique then alot of the middle weights and i am bigger then anderson silva. I refuse to have another fight until the ufc signs me. I have a tape of my fights which is on youtube, i am planning on sending it to ufc for a 6 figure contract. Because i dont want to do the ultimate fighter before i feel that i am above that. I know that because i have a better physique then guys like anderson silva i can beat them. Oh yea and i beat a guy who weighed more then me. Any advice?

I want to hook up with Megan Fox and Jessica Biel and have a wild orgy with both of them.

Neither you nor I will make our dreams come true buddy.

Randy Couture – Official Book Signing, Manchester UK